Just a bunch of random thoughts

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• French prime minister Jean-Marc Ayrault's name sounds like the Arabic for penis

  Fri May 18, 2012
  • Are these names so innocent: Peter, Johnson, Dick, Woodpecker, Woody... and so on. It brings to mind a George Carlinism, when talking on radio or TV you CAN say: "Prick my finger!" but you CAN"T say: "Finger my prick!". LOL

• French prime minister Jean-Marc Ayrault's name sounds like the Arabic for penis

  Fri May 18, 2012
  • ...or Mike Hunt. As in American Grafitti: "Anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

• No Joke: George W. Bush Writing a Book on Economic Growth

  Thu May 17, 2012
  • Could be a funnier book. It may be Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama writing the book!

• Have You Ever Received An Evil Look In Exchange For A Smile?

  Tue May 15, 2012
  • Usually its in the suprmarket, when I smile at someone yapping on their cellphone! Maybe I get the "evil-eye" because I'm usually shaking my head at the same time I am smiling!

• What can you pay for with 1p and 2p coins? Not an £800 tax bill …

  Wed May 16, 2012
  • Isn't that kind of like visiting the US and going to the KKK for a prospective on America? Absolutely hit the nail on the head!

• What can you pay for with 1p and 2p coins? Not an £800 tax bill …

  Wed May 16, 2012
  • Diannejones, please go and troll somewhere else!

• Powerful drug growing in Colombia forests turns people into 'zombies'

  Mon May 14, 2012
  • I think the Sinisters (Sinistra = Latin for left) have already cornered the market on this substance!

• Diner arrested after protesting end of all-you-can-eat fish fry

  Mon May 14, 2012
  • The man then refused to pay his bill. After the restaurant gave him eight more pieces of fish to go, he paid his bill. So all in all, this pig actually got 20 pieces of fish! Then he had the audacity to got back and protest the treatment he received from the restuarant!

• Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills - Huge amount of drugs recovered from New Yorker

  Sun May 13, 2012
  • Typical press, they only mentioned the drugs that he was hiding. They didn't mention the 2 car tires, a mini-bar stolen from a local hotel, a bicycle wheel, a machete and sundry other power tools! Not really, I was just amazed at the amount he had stashed!

• Prosecutors probe Swedish beaver hunters

  Fri May 11, 2012
  • Good job these cops weren't around when I was in my late teens/early 20s! I was constantly on a beaver hunt! Oh! Aah,yes well! I'm sorry, I didn't realise the article was about the animal type of beaver! Sorry, I'll get my coat!