I have through seconds of research come up with the real reason for Columbus to reach America. First of all, apparantly America was named after the sailor in the crow's nest who first saw land. His name was (I think Amerigo Vespuggi), why aren't we called Vespuggiland? It fits the song: "God Bless Vespuggiland"! I digress. Many theories have been developed, and supposedly, why Columbus came to and arrived at what we now call Vespugi..., sorry America. All of these theories are wrong. Yes, I said that "wrong". My theory, yet to be disputed within the last 30 secs, is that this event was the first historical record of pizza delivery. Yes, Columbus Pizza guaranteed delivery within 30 years or the pizza is free! What I have yet to work out is how you call an order in, and, football wasn't invented at that time, also Bud did not offer Bud Light!
So, historians! Blow this out of your sails!